“exactly how much do his privates cost?”
“I don’t know, I like how he has fun with you in them.”
“I like how he lets more than one person take his privates at once”
“Does he charge by length of the private?”
“I love the general feel of his privates”
“exactly how much do his privates cost?”
“I don’t know, I like how he has fun with you in them.”
“I like how he lets more than one person take his privates at once”
“Does he charge by length of the private?”
“I love the general feel of his privates”
Dalton: Go down, you son of a bitch!
me: That is totally what she said.
Me: “I’m plugging all the hole in the story…”
Dad: “You’re holes have a lot of holes.”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Her: “It smells kind of strong but it tastes better when you put it in your mouth.”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
“Stop touching that!”
That’s what she said
“I can’t get mine in all the way.”
That’s what she said.
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Him: She keeps pulling out at the last second.
Me: That’s what she said
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Me: “Yellow makes my throat hurt.”
Him: “That’s what she said.”
Submitted by cynja72:
Salesperson: “Can I help you with anything?”
My friend: (showing her a dress) “Do you have it in a bigger size?”
Me: “That’s what she said”
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